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Need Medical Help
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05/21/17 05:45 PM
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Capt. Guts
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I need a doctor to explain why is it that when I go to WALMART I always crop dust? ...
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Re: Need Medical Help
[Re: Capt. Guts]
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05/21/17 10:31 PM
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Doctoordan
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i don't understand enough of that to even respond with a smart answer. 
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Re: Need Medical Help
[Re: Capt. Guts]
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05/22/17 02:16 PM
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mitzbob
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Crop dusting is when the pilot walks down the isle and leaves a trail of gas that smells worst than fertilizer...
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Re: Need Medical Help
[Re: Capt. Guts]
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05/22/17 05:58 PM
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Doctoordan
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Oh that's simple. Sitting in front of a computer does not allow the intestines to work as designed. Once you get to Walmart and start the frantic search for female sightings, the muscle contractions and movement allow your intestines to work as designed resulting in "elimination" of trapped pockets of gas which developed during the digestion phase.
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Re: Need Medical Help
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05/22/17 07:02 PM
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BernieOfCarthageTx
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He can go to Colorado and get a prescription of the GREEN. 
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Re: Need Medical Help
[Re: Capt. Guts]
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05/24/17 10:12 PM
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Doctoordan
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Hmmmm, seems this fella has already solved this problem. I'm surprised I haven't seen it at Walgreens.
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Re: Need Medical Help
[Re: Capt. Guts]
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05/25/17 12:55 PM
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mitzbob
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Re: Need Medical Help
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06/01/17 01:21 AM
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Doctoordan
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Re: Need Medical Help
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06/01/17 09:10 AM
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Capt. Guts
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Re: Need Medical Help
[Re: Capt. Guts]
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06/05/17 01:50 PM
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BernieOfCarthageTx
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I need my Obomacares card. 
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