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Need Medical Help #46771 05/21/17 05:45 PM
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I need a doctor to explain why is it that when I go to WALMART I always crop dust? ... confused2

Re: Need Medical Help [Re: Capt. Guts] #46772 05/21/17 10:31 PM
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i don't understand enough of that to even respond with a smart answer.
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Re: Need Medical Help [Re: Capt. Guts] #46781 05/22/17 02:16 PM
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Crop dusting is when the pilot walks down the isle and leaves a trail of gas that smells worst than fertilizer...
Re: Need Medical Help [Re: Capt. Guts] #46783 05/22/17 05:58 PM
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Oh that's simple.
Sitting in front of a computer does not allow the intestines to work as designed.
Once you get to Walmart and start the frantic search for female sightings, the muscle contractions and movement allow your intestines to work as designed resulting in "elimination" of trapped pockets of gas which developed during the digestion phase.
Re: Need Medical Help [Re: Capt. Guts] #46786 05/22/17 07:02 PM
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He can go to Colorado and get a prescription of the GREEN. crazy

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Re: Need Medical Help [Re: Capt. Guts] #46809 05/24/17 10:12 PM
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Hmmmm, seems this fella has already solved this problem. I'm surprised I haven't seen it at Walgreens.
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Re: Need Medical Help [Re: Capt. Guts] #46811 05/25/17 12:55 PM
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Mine don't smell.
Re: Need Medical Help [Re: Capt. Guts] #46877 06/01/17 01:21 AM
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Re: Need Medical Help [Re: Capt. Guts] #46911 06/05/17 01:50 PM
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I need my Obomacares card. shocked

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