Fact: One pound of peanut butter can contain up to 150 bug fragments and 5 rodent hairs......Up to 150. That means there could only be 120-130. Whew! I was almost disgusted there for a second.

Is that what makes it crunchy

Is that what makes it crunchy

Fact: The acid in your stomach is so powerful that it can dissolve a razor blade in less than a week.
You should still be careful when eating them though.

Folks cant make it on Peanuts Wages. Thats why folks want $15
an hour at WaterBurger! I would pay $19.95 for a Double with cheese
meal and a Giant Strawberry shake. It would stop folks from
ending up on SNAPS and all the Programs out there.

I'm paying in Pesos now...15 pesos p/hr

I believe it would be a little hard for someone on a fixed income to pay $19.95 for a Wataburger.
I already eat beans and rice 3 times a week ( only get sausage in it once ), at that price I'd have to start poaching for meat.

Fact: In 2005, two former gorilla caretakers requested $1 million worth of damages in a wrongful termination and sexual discrimination suit against The Gorilla Foundation in Woodside, California. The suit claimed that the two women were pressured to comply with famed gorilla Koko's alleged sign-language request that they display their breast. When they refused, the suit says, the two were fired. [/i]The fourteen-year-old sign-language interpreter was not named in the suit and kept his job.[i]

Fact: The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) is developing a soft drink made from the urine of cows. in parts of India, cow urine is considered sacred. Names being considered for the drink include: Mr. Whizz, Cud-wine, and Holy Coly

Man, you just can't make up stuff this good.

Fact: People who experience Capgras' delusions are convinced that others, usually those closet to them, have been replaced by identical imposters. The condition affects both sexes, but occurs more frequently in women. Particularly when their husbands make dinner or take the kids to the park without being asked.

Terists coming to Merica from all those countries is what!

People always holler mo money mo money it aint bout the mo money its about what the money is worth. Back in the day a cowboy made 1$/day and found. for ya who dont know found means meals and place to sleep. 3 hots and a cot another words. Back then .25 would get ya a big steak dinner with all the trimmings. Beer was 2 for a nickle so when ya think about it the ole cowboy was doing damn good.

I remember going to Joys Cinema on Mansfield Road and
watching 50 cent movies back in the mid 70s. JAWS!

6 Pepsi caps on Saturday morning

Fact: Vegetarians beware! Many low-fat and nonfat yogurts and sweets contain gelatin, which is made from animal tendons, ligaments, and bones. You'd think the crunching would give it away. It must be drowned out by the sound of all those vegetarians patting themselves on the back for being vegetarians.

I remember when you could buy a GOOD used car for $400

Like this?

Fact: In 2005, as many as twelve Iraqi barbers were executed by militant Islamic gangs for shaving men's beards and giving Western-style haircuts. The ones who gave mullet cuts were executed twice.

Fact: The drive-through line on opening day of a new McDonald's in Kuwait City, Kuwait reached seven miles long at times. That's a lot of disappointed people

Lots of Folks getting Minimum wages!

Somebody's got to serve my fries.
If they get too exspensive I'll just make them at home.