NEVER add Wild Turkey Bourbon whiskey to a pot of Chili.
It ruins both of them!
And there is absolutely nothing you can do to fix it!

One can of beer will add good flavor to chili.

Never confuse the Cinnamon can and the Black Pepper can.

Never say I love you to a drunk chick

Never let the wife use your brand-new gasoline riding lawn mower without hiding the can of diesel first!

Never lip a sand trout like you would a fresh water bass. I have the scar to prove it.

Never use red wasp larva for sac au lait bait. Although it works great every one knows a story of this going wrong!!

He should NEVER EVER have done that!