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 Test Test Test
#43436
03/28/16 04:12 PM
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'A guy was having trouble concentrating at work. His boss was on him, hard, so this guy decides to stop by the Brain Store on his way home.
A very nice sales lady met him at the door, and after a short conversation, led him over to a long shelf fully stocked with brains.
'These are Electrical Engineer brains, very nice, and they are $9.95.'
Wow, he thought, I can afford more. 'Show me more please.' He stammered.
Smiling now, the lady walks him over to another fully stocked shelf.
'These are Nuclear Engineer brains, very nice, they are also $9.95.'
'Show me some better brains please. I can afford to upgrade at these prices.' He asked with a grin.
Nodding her head in agreement, she said 'Follow me to the elevator. Those are on a secure floor.'
When the elevator doors slid open, all that was visible was a huge vault door with several armed guards on each side. The guards came to attention as the nice lady stepped to the door. Retinal scan, palm print, face scanning, and finally a voice print and there was a click, the huge locking wheel spun, and the vault swung open, revealing shelves and shelves of brains.
She walked to the first shelf and proudly did her best Vanna White presenting the Crown Jewel of brains.
She cleared her throat, 'This is the top of the line brain, our pride and joy. This is' and she paused for effect.
She started over, 'This is a Professional Salesman's Brain, we have nothing finer. This brain is $249,999 and zero cents.' She said proudly.
He gulped loudly. She smiled.
'I can get a Nuclear Engineer's brain for $9.95!' He exclaimed. 'Why is this one so much more?!?"'
Again smiling, she nodded knowingly. 'That is one of our most often asked questions.'
The reason this brain is so much more expensive is __________________________________________________________________ !
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Re: Test Test Test
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#43437
03/28/16 05:26 PM
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Joined: Apr 2011
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Capt. Guts
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It has not been through the LFF probing
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Re: Test Test Test
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#43438
03/28/16 06:23 PM
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Joined: Mar 2016
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Outdoorsman
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Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Test Test Test
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#43439
03/28/16 09:59 PM
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Capt. Guts
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Because it has not been FDA approved
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Re: Test Test Test
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#43440
03/29/16 05:52 AM
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Doctoordan
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Because there is no sense (cents) required?
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Re: Test Test Test
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#43446
03/29/16 01:58 PM
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It's just like new, never been used.
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Re: Test Test Test
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#43449
03/29/16 02:45 PM
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Capt. Guts
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Re: Test Test Test
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#43451
03/29/16 04:51 PM
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That one is in a more secure vault, it is pristine, never even powered on.
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