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The Doctor Is In #42864 12/27/15 10:44 PM
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Leave your love questions and PDR will respond with what you NEED to know.

Re: The Doctor Is In [Re: Capt. Guts] #42866 12/28/15 12:10 AM
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This is too hard!
How can I make a love joke and stay within forum language requirements?!
Oh,.......what the heck does PDR stand for?
Physicians Desk Reference?
Pretty Dang Retarded?
Publicly Declared Resistance?

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Re: The Doctor Is In [Re: Capt. Guts] #42867 12/28/15 12:32 AM
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Pimp Daddy Ray answers all

Language is not an issue....Since you know not what love is how could your language be offensive?

Neeeeeeeeeeext

Re: The Doctor Is In [Re: Capt. Guts] #42869 12/28/15 12:17 PM
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It burns when I pee

Re: The Doctor Is In [Re: Capt. Guts] #42872 12/28/15 12:43 PM
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You have what is known as cheapazho disease. Make a cut in your boyhood and let it bleed out.

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Re: The Doctor Is In [Re: Capt. Guts] #42883 12/31/15 03:42 PM
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Why doesn't my wife consider McDonalds acceptable as a dinner restaurant suitable for anniversary celebration?

Re: The Doctor Is In [Re: Capt. Guts] #42884 12/31/15 05:08 PM
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She is too demanding because you have no cajones. It's time you grow some and put her in the kitchen.

Re: The Doctor Is In [Re: Capt. Guts] #42885 12/31/15 05:44 PM
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You can borrow FR's...He doesn't use his ... bolt

Re: The Doctor Is In [Re: Capt. Guts] #42892 01/01/16 03:28 AM
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Dear Pimp Daddy Ray,

Several years ago my wife overheard me say that I would love to eat a little Indian.
Now she cooks curries and we eat at Indian restaurants frequently.
I do like Indian food occasionally but I'm realy starting to get tired of it.
Here is my question. Should I tell the truth, that I mistakenly spoke out loud what I was thinking and that by "little Indian" I was referring to our waitress that was from New Delhi?

Thanks for any guidance you could give me. I value your obviously vast experience
Doc
Ps: Maybe I should mention Mexican next time?

Re: The Doctor Is In [Re: Capt. Guts] #42899 01/01/16 12:30 PM
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Indian is known to be smelly stuff so only do it when you are stopped up.

Mesicun is best when the taco is soft and moist. Stay away from the crusty ones

Re: The Doctor Is In [Re: Capt. Guts] #42900 01/01/16 02:05 PM
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Yes, yes. I can see the wisdom in your words.

notworthy

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