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Re: Morning Java
[Re: Capt. Guts]
#50032
05/09/19 10:37 PM
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fishin redneck
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I hear Capt was seen on a new Harley ....... well almost .
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Re: Morning Java
[Re: fishin redneck]
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06/14/19 11:46 AM
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mitzbob
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I hear Capt was seen on a new Harley ....... well almost . It was a hog...
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Re: Morning Java
[Re: Capt. Guts]
#50057
06/14/19 11:47 AM
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mitzbob
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Finally get to go fishing!!!
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Re: Morning Java
[Re: mitzbob]
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06/29/19 01:42 PM
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fishin redneck
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Finally get to go fishing!!! Pictures or didn't happen .
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Re: Morning Java
[Re: Capt. Guts]
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09/27/19 11:26 AM
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mitzbob
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Morning ot. Coffees hot, Capt is in the back glazing donuts should be ready by dinner.
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Re: Morning Java
[Re: Capt. Guts]
#50107
10/02/19 02:34 PM
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Doctoordan
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Jack Daniel’s
A woman goes to a counselor, worried about her husband’s temper. The counselor asks, "What's the problem?
The woman says, "I don't know what to do. Every day my husband loses his temper for no reason. It scares me."
The Counselor says, "I have a cure for that. When it seems your husband is getting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel's bourbon and swish it in your mouth. Swish and swish, but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later, she goes back to the counselor, looking fresh and reborn. She tells the counselor, "That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband started to get angry, I swished the Jack Daniels and he would start to calm down.? It was amazing! ? What is it about Jack Daniels that makes it work like that?
The counselor said, "The Jack Daniel's does nothing. Keeping your mouth shut is the trick
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Re: Morning Java
[Re: Capt. Guts]
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10/16/19 11:10 AM
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mitzbob
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Lol. I have to get some Jack Daniels
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Re: Morning Java
[Re: Capt. Guts]
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12/16/19 10:41 PM
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Doctoordan
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Subject: Golf and Beer!
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago,??? the homeless man replied. "Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food???? the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a hot shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?" the man replied. "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and golf.
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Re: Morning Java
[Re: Doctoordan]
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01/25/20 02:10 PM
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alienfisherman
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Morning, having Coffee and getting ready to go catch some ditch pickles. 
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Re: Morning Java
[Re: Capt. Guts]
#50151
02/06/20 12:52 PM
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mitzbob
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