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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46109
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46122
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46129
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46150
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46160
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46176
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46182
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In a convent in Ireland, the 99-year-old Mother Superior lay quietly. She was dying. The nuns had gathered around her bed, laying garlands around her and trying to make her last journey comfortable. They wanted to give her warm milk to drink but she declined. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior’s bed, they lifted her head gently and held the glass to her lips. The very frail nun drank a little, then a little more, and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop. As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader.

“Mother,” the nuns asked earnestly, “Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us.”

She raised herself up very slowly in the bed on one elbow, looked at them and said, “DON’T SELL THAT COW.”



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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46197
03/26/17 03:07 PM
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My wife has been watching that darn DIY tv show again!
I'm seeing a bathroom remodel being planned.

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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46221
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46235
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46238
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46257
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I have sex almost every day…

Almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday, almost Thursday, almost Friday, almost Saturday, and almost Sunday.



I have a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m sexy!”

I just sit at green lights until I feel good about myself.





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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46272
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46293
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46320
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46336
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Uh-oh, I know that look...........

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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46353
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46361
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46366
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46390
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46424
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46436
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He decided to take a chance. He got her out of jail, took her to a cheap hotel and gave her two hundred dollars . .
He loved Monopoly night.

Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46459
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46472
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Impossible!

Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #46521
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