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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45538
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45553
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45568
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Please excuse the Budweiser can. It's no longer owned by an American company.
I will have to "council" Fido on proper LFF etiquette.

Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45573
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45580
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45588
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45595
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The jokers are the guys that forget the flowers and roses! bang


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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45608
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45633
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We never discuss boobs here .... except Obummer

Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45635
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45645
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Had to edit the text with a crayon.

Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45659
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Just couldn't find a sign for back yard gate that I liked so I had one. Custom made.

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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45660
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45680
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45681
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth.

A female student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look magnificent."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: "Are- My - Test - Results - Back?"



Cast

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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45689
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Goot one


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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45697
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45725
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45742
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45749
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45754
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Too many salad bars eh

Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45756
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Democrats have picked their new DNC chairman.

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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45769
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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45774
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Mitz-mobile.

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Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast] #45794
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Had to remove reference to the resultant conversation.

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