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#45538 - 02/07/17 07:29 PM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
Doctoordan Offline
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Registered: 06/05/15
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Loc: Southeast Texas
Fetch!


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#45553 - 02/08/17 08:58 PM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
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#45568 - 02/10/17 12:27 PM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
Doctoordan Offline
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Please excuse the Budweiser can. It's no longer owned by an American company.
I will have to "council" Fido on proper LFF etiquette.

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#45573 - 02/11/17 08:52 AM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
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#45580 - 02/12/17 08:27 AM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
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#45588 - 02/13/17 08:16 AM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
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#45595 - 02/13/17 10:06 AM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
BernieOfCarthageTx Offline
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The jokers are the guys that forget the flowers and roses! bang
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#45608 - 02/14/17 04:30 PM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
Doctoordan Offline
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#45633 - 02/15/17 04:41 PM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
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We never discuss boobs here .... except Obummer

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#45635 - 02/15/17 05:28 PM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
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#45645 - 02/16/17 08:20 PM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
Doctoordan Offline
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Posts: 1538
Loc: Southeast Texas


Had to edit the text with a crayon.

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#45659 - 02/18/17 07:23 AM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
Doctoordan Offline
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Loc: Southeast Texas
Just couldn't find a sign for back yard gate that I liked so I had one. Custom made.


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#45660 - 02/18/17 09:49 AM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
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#45680 - 02/19/17 11:54 AM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
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#45681 - 02/19/17 12:18 PM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
Cast Offline
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Registered: 03/19/16
Posts: 79

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth.

A female student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look magnificent."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: "Are- My - Test - Results - Back?"
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Cast

I have a short attention spa



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#45689 - 02/19/17 07:38 PM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
BernieOfCarthageTx Offline
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Registered: 09/07/14
Posts: 494
Goot one
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Toledo Bend Pinkston Murvaul
Caddo Cross Just take you pick!

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#45697 - 02/20/17 08:08 AM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
Doctoordan Offline
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Posts: 1538
Loc: Southeast Texas

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#45725 - 02/21/17 07:23 AM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
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Posts: 1538
Loc: Southeast Texas

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#45742 - 02/22/17 06:42 AM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
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Loc: Southeast Texas

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#45749 - 02/22/17 04:21 PM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
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Loc: Southeast Texas

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#45754 - 02/22/17 05:33 PM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
Capt. Guts Offline
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Too many salad bars eh

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#45756 - 02/22/17 07:48 PM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
Doctoordan Offline
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Posts: 1538
Loc: Southeast Texas
Democrats have picked their new DNC chairman.


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#45769 - 02/23/17 08:24 AM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
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Loc: Southeast Texas

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#45774 - 02/23/17 06:37 PM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
Doctoordan Offline
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Registered: 06/05/15
Posts: 1538
Loc: Southeast Texas
Mitz-mobile.



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#45794 - 02/24/17 05:43 PM Re: Been slow, let's liven this place with a joke thread [Re: Cast]
Doctoordan Offline
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Registered: 06/05/15
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Loc: Southeast Texas
Had to remove reference to the resultant conversation.




Edited by Doctoordan (02/24/17 05:51 PM)

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